The Smashed Avocado Party will always consider people more important than profit.
The Smashed Avocado Party will always adhere to the practice of anti-corruption. A member will be immediately expelled from the party (and subjected to available legal action) if they are found to accept money, gifts, land, or other valuables in exchange for favour or preference from anybody that does not represent the country and people of Australia.
All Party policies must be based on logic, reason and verifiable evidence to support the conclusion. Any policy suggestion based on personal beliefs, pseudoscience, tradition or preference is to be discarded until such a time that they can be reinforced with verifiable data and hypothesis.
All party policies must confirm to ethical, compassionate and humane standards.
All party policies must support equality. These include but are not limited to, the rejection of racism, sexism, classism and cultural biases.
The Smashed Avocado Party will not devolve into partisan politics over policy decisions. All decisions must be rational, logical and serve the interests of the people of Australia above all else.
The Smashed Avocado Party will always support a system of meritocracy, positions will not be granted because of stature, wealth, privilege, tradition or favouritism of any kind, but always by ability and expertise.
The Smashed Avocado Party will always recognise Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander sovereignty over these lands and always strive for reconciliation and unity within the entirety of the nation of Australia and all of her people born in country or overseas.
The Smashed Avocado Party will never recognise foreign sovereignty over our country or the right of any foreign leader to represent us or our country. In particular we refute the right of the Queen or King of England having any say or power over our will or actions, now and forever.
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